Tea Towel - Don't Pretend except Sober

"I don't pretend to be anything I'm not. Except Sober. I've pretended to be sober a time or two"

This Tea Towel is the perfect addition to any kitchen. Made of 100% cotton twill, it's machine washable and features a fun, hand-printed design. With a size of 16x26 inches, it's perfect for cleaning up spills and messes. The black-lined trim adds a touch of elegance to this already hilarious towel.  Made in the USA, this towel makes for a great gift for any occasion.